This is not the giant penis rocket. But it IS a rocket.

A giant rocket penis goes to space

And it’s the best metaphor for absolutely everything.

You’re pacing the kitchen, listening to Brene Brown talk about vulnerability. You’re also thinking about critical race theory, and today’s rocket launch to the moon, and you’re stirring pancake batter.

You switch off Brene, turn on the TV. There’s the rocket, headed toward the moon. You…